JEANNE'S WORST FILMS OF 2013

1. THE COUNSELOR: GREAT CAST (EXCEPT FOR CAMERON DIAZ) --- WRETCHED SCRIPT --- DISGUSTING FILM

2. ELYSIUM: HORRIBLE PREMISE, WRITING AND ACTING, ESPECIALLY FOSTER, WHO COULDN'T DECIDE WHICH ACCENT TO STICK WITH.

3. THE BIG WEDDING: ONCE AGAIN, PROOF THAT ASSEMBLING A WELL-RESPECTED, TALENTED CAST CAN'T SAVE A ROTTEN SCREENPLAY --- DOWNRIGHT HORRIBLE.

4. THE FAMILY: DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG WITH DeNIRO --- TWO REALLY BAD FILMS IN A ROW --- WHAT WAS HE THINKING? THE WRITING IN THIS FILM IS SO BAD, IT'S EMBARASSING.

5. GROWN-UPS 2: WHAT CAN I SAY? THE WORSE THE POTTY HUMOR, THE MORE ADAM SANDLER SEEMS TO LIKE HIS SCRIPTS. I STILL CANNOT BELIEVE SALMA HAYEK WOULD STOOP TO THIS LEVEL. PURE CRAP ---

DAVID'S WORST FILMS OF 2013

1. GROWN-UPS 2: ADAM SANDLER LAUGHING ALL THE WAY TO THE BANK (NO ONE ELSE IS LAUGHING, OTHER THAN HIS DEMENTED LOYAL FOLLOWERS)

2. AFTER EARTH: MISERABLE FLOP FOR WILL SMITH & SON

3. A GOOD DAY TO DIE HARD: EMBARASSING TO BRUCE WILLIS AND A ONCE-PROUD FRANCHISE

4. THE INCREDIBLE BURT WONDERSTONE: STEVE CARELL, STEVE BUSCEMI AND JIM CARREY: WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?

5. (TIE) THE BIG WEDDING & THE FAMILY:  

DOUBLE DeNIRO DUDS